THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE FOREVER BUT NOBODY BLOODY LISTENS
wow. what a brave man. better name my kid after him.
samsung: hey guys!!!! we made a watch that connects to your smartphone wirelessly! it’s like the future :)
everyone: that’s the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard who is going to buy that
apple: hey assholes, we literally made the same exact thing months later except it’s apple and probably more expensive
everyone: HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS THIS IS THE COOLEST PIECE OF SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN!! I’M GONNA BUY FIVE
骨架的 - Tones
i need to fucking get it together
women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*
woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*
men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”
- Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
- Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always
It’s even funnier when you see the White Tears in the comment section saying EXACTLY what the actors say in the video.
" the official beverage of the Washington Redskins."
Here is a side by side comparison of how The New York Times has profiled Michael Brown — an 18 year old black boy gunned down by police — and how they profiled Ted Bundy, one of the most prolific serial killers of all time.