lance-the-kanto-dragon-master:

mishawinsexster:

JK drops a truth bomb

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE FOREVER BUT NOBODY BLOODY LISTENS

wow. what a brave man. better name my kid after him.

rayquarza:

samsung: hey guys!!!! we made a watch that connects to your smartphone wirelessly! it’s like the future :)

everyone: that’s the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard who is going to buy that

apple: hey assholes, we literally made the same exact thing months later except it’s apple and probably more expensive

everyone: HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS THIS IS THE COOLEST PIECE OF SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN!! I’M GONNA BUY FIVE


骨架的 - Tones

selected-poems:

i need to fucking get it together

jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

(Source: tangella)

Conversation I overheard at work
  • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

mondosmusicbox:

susiethemoderator:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

It’s even funnier when you see the White Tears in the comment section saying EXACTLY what the actors say in the video.

" the official beverage of the Washington Redskins."


majiinboo:

arabellesicardi:

Here is a side by side comparison of how The New York Times has profiled Michael Brown — an 18 year old black boy gunned down by police — and how they profiled Ted Bundy, one of the most prolific serial killers of all time. 

Source for Brown, Source for Bundy.

character assassination 

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